G​reeting card text reads: 

Dad Gag #146

Having a colonoscopy wasn't the most fun I ever had, but it was way up there. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve