G​reeting card reads:

Hey, if drunk me said or did something that was offensive, take it up with drunk me. Sober me wasn't there. We don't know what happened. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve