G​reeting card reads:

I saw a shop with a sign that said "We treat you like family." I'm never going in there. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve