G​reeting card text reads: 

If someone says 'expect the unexpected', slap them and say 'you didn't expect that, did you?'

• Black inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve