​G​reeting card text reads: 

If life is about balance, I'm finished. I have to sit down just to put on my jandals. 

• Black inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve