G​reeting card reads:

If you tell me to 'make myself at home', be prepared for me to take off my bra, drink your wine, and yell at your kids. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
  
• High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve