Greeting card reads:

If you're going to call the cops every time you see me in your back yard, I don't think this relationship is going to work. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
• High quality recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Cards designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve