Greeting card reads:

Lady, you can't bring a drink in here.
But it's my emotional support martini.

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
• High quality recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Cards designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve