G​reeting card reads:

I've got 99 problems and I'm going to call mum about all of them. 

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
• ​High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve