G​reeting card reads:

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. 
Happy Birthday!

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
• ​High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve