G​reeting card reads:

A recent study found people who drink black coffee are more likely to show psychopathic behaviours. 

And people who order a double shot, non fat, vanilla soy, extra foam latte are more likely to be their victims.

Happy Birthday!

• Blank inside
• Card size: 148mm x 105mm
• ​High quality​ ​recycled cream card stock
• Suitable for pencil, ballpoint, gel pen or fountain pen
• Card​s ​designed and printed in Greytown
• Supplied with colour gum-seal envelope​, made in Wellington
  
• Protected by a commercially compostable cellophane sleeve